{"product_id":"me-sarcastic-never-wooden-keyring","title":"Me? Sarcastic? NEVER. - Wooden Keyring","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eA little bit unhinged, highly relatable, and guaranteed to start conversations ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eThese laser engraved wooden keyrings feature bold, funny sayings that say exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to. Lightweight but durable, they’re perfect for your keys, bag, or as a small gift with big personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eEach piece is engraved for a clean, long-lasting finish that won’t fade or peel, making them equal parts practical and chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"571\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nx79mh\" data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eLaser engraved design (no peeling)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h90x7\" data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eLightweight wooden keyring\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ki7xky\" data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eA range of funny, bold phrases to choose from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1p5oq5l\" data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"810\"\u003ePerfect for gifts, stocking stuffers, or a little treat for yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"861\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause your keys deserve some personality too 🔑\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e28mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e49m\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003em\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMade \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efrom natural wood\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFinished \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewith iron keyring hardware\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLightweight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, durable, and practical\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWood \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003egrain and engraving tone may vary due to the natural material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jelly Metal","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53339237581118,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4203\/6798\/files\/IMG_8826.jpg?v=1776835407","url":"https:\/\/www.jellymetal.com.au\/products\/me-sarcastic-never-wooden-keyring","provider":"Jelly Metal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}